Archive for May, 2006

Too cool for school

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Ginch Gonch Crotch Rockets T-ShirtThey’re back!

That’s right; Ginch Gonch is back on our site with 21 new products for you to savor!

I remember the first time I saw this Crotch Rockets T-shirt…Hot.  That’s all I could think.  I mean, what says “I am too retro cool for school” like this classy throw back T-shirt?

As soon as I got to the office this morning and saw that we finally released them on the site and in the warehouse, I picked one up and put it on.  I had intended to look more professional today, but I just could wait!

I also picked up the matching brief…but I’ll save that for something special.

Anyways, come on by and check out all the new cool products from Ginch Gonch.  I am sure you will find something you love!

New Ginch Gonch products

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Getting Lost in Mesh

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Go Softwear Greek Mesh BikiniSometimes I am just not sure how I get myself into certain situations.

Like last night.

I am a HUGE fan of the show Lost.  Ever seen it?  Well, I can’t miss an episode, and last night was the season finale.

Normally on Wednesday nights I make it a point of getting off of work on time, heading home, making something really good for dinner, and then settling in to watch the show.  Sometimes a couple friends will drop by and we will all watch in silence as we try to figure out what is going on.

Since last night was special, however, when I was invited to a Lost season finale party, I just couldn’t refuse!  Lost?  Lots of smart fans?  Dinner?  Big screen TV?  Drinks?  Just couldn’t say no.

But maybe I should have.

Really, the party was great and I knew a couple of the people there.  One girl, the one who invited me over, introduced me to everyone as her “friend in underwear.”

To which I kept replying, “So why am I her only friend who wears underwear?”

The first comment was a friendly stab at me, my comment back a nice conversation starter with whomever I was talking to.

As the night went on, people realized that really I was in the underwear business, and the drinks kept flowing, and Lost was over (and amazing!) and the drinks kept flowing as we talked about the show, and then I got warm and somehow lost my pants for about 5 minutes.

Until I realized two things:

1)I was not home alone
2)I was wearing this Greek Mesh Bikini from Go Softwear.

I love the brief, very comfortable and since I knew I get hot when I drink, I thought it would be the perfect thing to wear.  What’s more breathable than mesh, right?

Not sure that all these people I just met needed to see me in mesh, but whatever, I still looked good.

Greek mesh, for those of you who don’t know, is a mesh pattern with bigger wholes.  Love it.  Very comfortable, very soft, and very sexy.  Try some of our Greek Mesh stuff for yourself:

Go Softwear Greek Mesh Bikini
Go Softwear Greek Mesh Jock Strap
Go Softwear Greek Mesh Tank Top

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The Bulge is Back

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

Empowered Products Big Boy BulgeDo you ever find universal timing to be really odd?

Yesterday I blogged about the Go Softwear Cock Ring Square Cut Swimsuit; the swimsuit with the longest name in history.  It sells incredibly well, enhances your profile at waist level, and we had just gotten a new shipment in.

Today when I got to work there was a note out to our whole company to let us know that another wildly popular item was (finally) back in stock!

I’ve written about this one before as well, but since we just got them back in stock (they were doing some new packaging, so we were unable to get replacements for a bit) and since I got emails yesterday asking if we had any more swimsuits with cock rings, I thought I would remind people that we had them.

And of course, this is The BulgeThe Bulge is a form of a penis made of a waterproof material that you slip into your swimsuit (or underwear if you are wearing it under tight jeans) that makes you look way bigger than maybe you actually are.  Or, as I mentioned yesterday, if you are afraid of falling victim to Cold Water, then this might be the answer for you.

I know a lot of people who have snickered about this product, but looking at the sales, there are a whole lot more people who are interested than who laugh.

Take a look at the bulge here.

Or if you are interested in just a good old fashioned, but updated, cock ring, check these cock rings out.

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Swimsuit back with a vengence

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

I know I have blogged about this swimsuit, but for some of you today will be an important day, so I am going to write about it again.
Go Softwear Cock Ring Square Cut Swimsuit
You know, there are some days when you want to be noticed in the pool, and there are some days you don’t.  This swimsuit from Go Softwear is perfect for when you want to be noticed.

The design is a classic square cut, and the fit is tight, without being overly so.

But the real beauty lies in the fact that it has a built in cock ring.  This is great for MANY reasons.  Like cold water.

You know what I mean, even the most endowed of us fear the cold water, right?

Anyway, you know that when you are in a swimsuit you are more exposed than in regular shorts or jeans, and the built in cock ring makes sure that when you are noticed, that you are at your best.

Now why is today special?  Well, this has been one of our best selling swimsuits of all time, and we keep running out of it…but yesterday we got a new shipment in and are now once again fully stocked.

And as an added bonus, for those of you who want to stand out even further, we added an exciting new color combo:  Turquoise and Orange.  Hopefully we can get a picture up so you can see how cool (and loud) that actually is.  Other colors are Navy and Red and Black and Sky.

Go Softwear Square Cut Swimsuit with Cock Ring

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Patriotic Pride

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Army Eagle Tank from Go SoftwearThis being the week leading up to Memorial Day, we decided to have a military sale.

Well, perhaps it’s more of patriotic sale.

What do you find at a patriotic sale?

Glad you asked!  For starters, you can find this new Army Eagle Tank Top from Go Softwear.  It’s form fitting and can really help highlight great pecs.

You’ll also find tanks for other military units, and also some USA boxers, swimsuits and thongs from our custom underwear collection.

Come on in and take a peak and show your patriotic pride!

Click here for the Sale

PS – We officially announced the Papi line…I told you that you had the head start by reading the blog!

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Papi Pima Stretch Jersey Tank

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Papi Pima Stretch JerseyTankThis week has been a real ego booster for me, and I have loved every minute of it.

This Papi brand is simply amazing…I can’t tell you how many compliments I have received wearing it, and how that has made me feel.

And last night was the best time ever.

At the gym.

I cannot believe I just said that either (since I really Don’t Like The Gym).

I decided to end the week with a bang and wore this Papi Pima Stretch Jersey Tank out to my work out, and boy did I get some looks.

And some offers that I am pretty sure are illegal in Texas.

I looked good, and I don’t have any issues saying that.  The fabric and cut of this shirt really help highlight every muscle in your torso, while giving you the stretch and breathablity you need to have a good work out.

Man, I felt good walking out of that place.  Comfortable, worn out, pushed to my limit, sexy, and like I could take on the world.

Thus ends Papi Preview week on a high note.

Pick up your favorites from this line and write in to let me know what you think.

As always, the shirt I wore can be found here:

Papi Pima Stretch Jersey Tank

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Papi Pima Stretch Boxer Brief

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Papi Pima Stretch Boxer BriefAre you the kind of guy who likes to lounge around in boxers, but still want to show off your body?

Do you wish that boxers really showed off what you had to offer, while still remaining comfortable?

Then boy do I have the solution for you, the new Papi Pima Stretch Boxer Brief.

Ok, ok, so it isn’t a boxer short, but if you like the length of boxers and want to show off little more, then this boxer brief could be the answer.

See, yeah, I know boxers are usually baggier than boxer briefs, and that’s part of the appeal; they are really comfortable.  But the Pima and Spandex blend in these is comfortable too, and gives you more leg coverage than the brief or trunk.

Comfortable?  You bet.  Sleek?  Uh huh.  Totally sexy?  That’s how they were described to be when I was showing them off.

If you are tired of the same old same old of boxer briefs, show off your style in comfort.  Of course, found here:

Papi Pima Stretch Boxer Brief

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Papi Pima Stretch Trunk Brief

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

Papi Pima Stretch Trunk BriefOh man, I am in love.

As you may or may not have guessed, my “normal underwear day” usually consists of some sort of trunk brief.  Yes, I love me some other items as well, and know when to enjoy them all, but if I am just running out the door and need something comfortable to throw on, I usually go for a trunk brief.

And I think I now have a new usual pick; the Papi Pima Stretch Trunk Brief.

Made of the same stunning Pima and Spandex blend as the brief I talked about yesterday, this trunk brief is styled somewhat like a short boxer brief.

Now let me tell you something I wasn’t expecting…I have been working out pretty faithfully and I have seen a lot of changes in my body, but no one has actively said that they had seen changes.

Until I wore this trunk brief.  During the ritual unveiling at work so people could check out how this new item looked in living color, one of the girls in customer service said, “Damn, Chris…you have some defined thighs.”

Ok, not really a compliment I would want some random person saying, but to me it meant she saw a difference.  Considering she sees my thighs when I am feeling confident enough to show off a new product, to me that meant a lot.

Anyways, incredibly comfortable and obviously good at showing off your thighs. :)

Check them out here:

Papi Pima Stretch Trunk Brief

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Papi Pima Stretch Low Rise Brief

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

Papi Pima Stretch Low Rise BriefStarting off Papi week, I thought I would go from the least amount of coverage to the most, which means yesterday I wore the Papi Pima Stretch Low Rise Brief.

The first thing I want to comment on is this amazing material!  Seriously, if you like cotton underwear, you can’t beat pima.  Pima is simply amazing by itself, but what is unique about this blend is the hint of spandex which gives the briefs a little extra stretch.

Being a low cut brief, I wore them with a new pair of low rise pants that I just love, and they worked perfectly.  The cut is classic and low and didn’t bunch up on me at all.

There were a few times during the day when the waistband was visible, and I made sure people noticed. :

Most people hadn’t heard of Papi before, and it gave me a great chance to introduce them.

There was a brief period of time when I was sans jeans while at work so others could see the look up close, and everyone agreed…these are some sexy low rise briefs.

And it’s a good thing I trim.

Anyways, check them out.  As always, more information can be found here:

Papi Pima Stretch Low Rise Brief

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Introducing Papi!

Monday, May 15th, 2006
Papi mens underwear

It is with great pride that I announce today that Papi brand men’s underwear is now available at YourPrivates.com!  We are only announcing this to our blog readers today…the general announcement will come next week.  This is our way of letting our loyal readers pick these up before everyone else.  :)

Unavailable for over a year, Papi has returned, reinvented, to bring you style and class.  Here’s what Papi says:

PAPI is derived from the Spanish word “Padre.”  PAPI is a term universally spoken, utilized and understood to celebrate the spirit, strength and sex appeal of today’s young man.

Papi is a premium underwear brand that targets today’s young consumer where luxury is important in all aspects of his life.

Papi is for the “New Luxury” consumer…He is expressive, athletic and body conscious, which allows him to express his sexuality freely and confidently.

PAPI is the man who has style, sophistication and sex appeal, yet has his own identity!

Here at YourPrivates, we have decided to carry the luxury stretch pima cotton line.  Over the next few days I will review the main parts of this collection.

Have fun, and pick these up fast!

Papi Pima Stretch Low Rise Brief
Papi Pima Stretch Trunk Brief
Papi Pima Stretch Boxer Brief
Papi Pima Stretch Jersey Tank

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